Victor’s Secret

Parody of Victoria’s Secret by Jax featuring Victor Wierwille, leader of the cult The Way International

God I wish somebody woulda told me when I was younger

Your beliefs are yours to choose

Constant classes and Sunday sermons

Told me they had the only truth

I conformed, what a pity

Can’t have your own thoughts, that’s just silly

If I could go back and tell myself

When I was younger, I’d say, psst

I know Victor’s secret

Girl, you wouldn’t believe

He’s a con man who lived in Ohio

Making money off believers like me

Cashing in on mental issues

Selling promises of “The Truth”

I found Victor’s secret

It was made up to trick you (You!)

It was made up to trick you (You!)

It was made up to trick you

I wish somebody woulda told me that feelin’ worried

Was a normal human thing

The fucking pressure I was under

To control everything I think

And fight the fright with lots of prayers like every night.

If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger, I’d say, Hey, girl,

I know Victor’s secret

Girl, you wouldn’t believe

He’s a con man who lived in Ohio

Making money off believers like me.

Cashing in on mental issues

Selling promises of “The Truth”

I found Victor’s secret

It never ever was “The Truth.”

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